Gather children, gather around uncle Devyn for the next entry of the GRAND NEW YORK ADVENTURE!Once I got through the security check point I walked for what seemed like hours. It seemed the airport thought it would be hilarious to have my gate be at the opposite end of security check. I thought they did this so I had no choice but to see all of the cool stores and stop in and look around--which I did.
I arrived at my gate a full two hours early.
I did what any teen in an airport would do... uh, sleep.
I didn't get much sleep because someone crashed into me.
I jerked awake pissed off at the world--to see a crazy old lady running away from me. I tightened my hold on City of Glass and tried to brace myself for another attack. After ten minutes of watching the frail woman run around like a chicken with it's head cut off I decided she meant no harm.
My phone rang.
KORIANNE HAD ARRIVED.
"Devyn... I'm in a creepy tunnel.... creepy music..." --That is just one line of the hilarious phone call.
Upon meeting up with Kori at the airport I decided I needed to use the RESTROOM.
It was a restroom, just like any other--or so I thought.
I took care of my 'business' and unlocked the bathroom door.
I went to push the door open--nothing.
I pulled the door towards me--nothing.
I relocked the door and tried to push on it--nothing.
I pulled the locked door towards me--nothing.
I start to freak out and text twitter "I'M LOCKED IN THE BATHROOM!"--Not sure what I was thinking at the time. I start frantically banging on the door "I CAN'T GET THE DOOR OPEN, HELLO!?"
A cleaner walks up to the door and simply says "Uhh, Sir, The door is locked."
"I know its locked, But it won't open unlocked either--watch, I unlock the door and push out." The door magically opened and the man just carried on changing the trash can.
I washed my hands and scurried out the door.
I told Kori about my misfortune and her reply was along the lines of
"You... got locked... In a bathroom?" *Outburst of Laughter*
--And that concludes this post. I have more crazy stories but SO LITTLE TIME!
BEA was an amazing experience and with the way the publishing world is forming today Bloggers are totally welcome to join in on the action. If someone told me three months ago that I would be on a plane to New York to attended one of the largest book conventions in the United States I would laugh at them.